the flat iron is changing my life. it's unbelievable. i mean, have you heard of these things? do you own one?! it is a revolutionary device. i'm convinced this is the only thing used on all those makeover shows. they just take people in the back and flat iron their hair and TA-DAH! you're a new woman, honey.
i owned one years ago. it sort of sucked. this time, i actually broke down and bought one at a beauty place, paid $45 for it, i.e. i got the cheapest one and at a discount. (Beauty First is the one of the few places that makes it worth getting the little key chain card. unlike Hallmark, where after i spend $8,000 they send my a $3 coupon. thanks, hallmark.)
this flat iron is hotter than the sun. i left davidrussell's sporty NIKE watch sitting near it and it melted the rubber strap. awesome. the only thing more fun than telling him i paid $45 for a flat iron was "and, by the by... i melted your watch on it."
it's really inspired me to not only grow my hair long again, but shower in general. i might even pursue that acting/modeling career all of you always told me i should pursue. thanks for never giving up on me. watch for me on next year's 30-something american idol show on the WB. after i win, i'll tear up and say it's all b/c of my flat iron.
so anyway, here's what i'm talking about. i'll share, contemplate, do some blog-aloud-processing. share where i'm at on important issues with y'all. issues like child-raising, marriage, flat irons and what the hell happened to that newlywed dude that fell off the cruise ship?! i mean, seriously, what HAPPENED to that guy?
we'll see how this goes...
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