Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Headline: Boys Caught Sharing in Photo

Newport, KY. A mother discovered her two young boys sharing a bag of cereal on her front porch this morning. She claims she did not tell the boys to share, but rather it was their idea. This act of sharing appears to be spontaneous and joyful.
"I had no idea this was going on." said Kelly Russell, the boys' mother. "I immediately grabbed my camera as I knew no one would believe me."
Russell claims the three year old, Bode, discovered a Ziploc bag of Raisin Bran left on the entry way table by her husband, the boys' father. Excited, Bode showed it to his brother, Mac, five years old. Bode then asked his mother if he could eat it on the porch, according to Russell.
"I simply said yes. When Mac decided to join him, frankly, I expected to hear arguing and whining about the cereal," Russell said. 
Russell says that while she has attempted to teach her boys to share, and even punished for not sharing, she has never witnessed anything like this.
"I could hardly believe my own eyes. I mean, I tend to be open-minded about stuff like this -- Bigfoot, Loch Ness and the like. But I never thought I would see it with my own eyes." 
Authorities say they have no reason to disbelieve Russell's story at this point. A statement released claims: "This appears to be an act of spontaneous, joyful sharing between two brothers. While the investigation continues, so far no evidence has been found to prove otherwise." Russell says she can wait. 
"I was a skeptic until today. I know what I saw."


4 comments:

dR said...

this is probably the best story ever published. it's simply amazing. (i wondered where my cereal went).

Shane said...

these kids are awesome!

Krissy said...

You frickin crack me up

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