all this car time as raised some questions:
a. have you ever been driving down the interstate and all of sudden your vehicle starts shaking and acting funny and you start thinking "ohmahgah!! what the H is wrong with my car?! what's happening??!!! this is it! ohmahgah!! i'm driving like 80! there are cars all around me! what should i do? should i pull over? what's wrong with my car?!" and then it stops as suddenly as it began and you realize, "oh. bad stretch of interstate." phew.
and, i tend to this on the same stretch of I-71 every time i'm on it.
b. have you ever accidentally hit your horn at a red light or something? your desperately waving at the person in front of you with a big smile - "so sorry! accident. really. take your time."
c. have you ever been using your husband's car to run errands and as your walking from store to store at the outdoor shopping center, you catch a glimpse of his vehicle in the parking lot and you start thinking, "what the H is he doing here?! he supposed to be at work. he specifically told me he had a 2 o'clock meeting and... what the H?! that no good, lying, son of a..."
and then you're like - "oh. wait. i drove that car. right."
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